Today's sign that maybe it's time to move on from the whole "Making Things That Smell Like Other Things" industry, because we have run out of nose-pleasing scents: the White Castle scented candle, which is shaped like the mini-burger-chain's paper wrappers and which when burned emits "the steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America's first fast-food hamburger." Also, if you buy five of the $10-a-pop wax creations? You get a free air freshener. If you're the type of person who loves burgers, or just hates the idea of people lingering around your homestead for more than five minutes, this home-scent solution is perfect!
Monday, May 3rd, 2010
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