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McDonald's Comes Up With New Bear Eradication Program Involving Cholestorol
Oh no no no. NO NO NO. Do not MESS WITH MY BEARS, you poison-pushing obesifiers. This is just so very wrong. BACK AWAY FROM THE BEARS, McDonald's. Also, stay away from human children while you're at it.
McDonald's: "Get out of there!"
Ehhh. Chill out, Balk. Big Boris needs all those calories for winter hibernation… he needs to be nice and rested for his upcoming tenure on Todd Palin's wall.
+RE: human children: the Hamburglar made off with that precious bag of McNuggets long, long ago.
Timothy Treadwell would be so pissed right now.
I think there's probably a little Timothy Treadwell in those bears, don't you?
First they took Justin Timberlake, now the bears too? This is it, Ronald. IT'S ON.