Thursday, May 6th, 2010

McDonald's Comes Up With New Bear Eradication Program Involving Cholestorol

Oh no no no. NO NO NO. Do not MESS WITH MY BEARS, you poison-pushing obesifiers. This is just so very wrong. BACK AWAY FROM THE BEARS, McDonald's. Also, stay away from human children while you're at it.

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Art Yucko (#1,321)

Ehhh. Chill out, Balk. Big Boris needs all those calories for winter hibernation… he needs to be nice and rested for his upcoming tenure on Todd Palin's wall.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

+RE: human children: the Hamburglar made off with that precious bag of McNuggets long, long ago.

Joe Gallagher (#3,502)

Timothy Treadwell would be so pissed right now.

raincoaster (#628)

I think there's probably a little Timothy Treadwell in those bears, don't you?

bronwyn (#3,351)

First they took Justin Timberlake, now the bears too? This is it, Ronald. IT'S ON.

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