Friday, May 21st, 2010

In Arizona Even The Pets Want To See Your Papers

A felonious feline-sorry, it's early-in Chandler, AZ, stole a neighbor's green card on a recent nocturnal foray. Presumably the neighbor was immediately deported. Arizona! Good lord.


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riggssm (#760)

Why does the lady in the sad, sad, sad red paisley shirt think it's amusing that her pussy roams the neighborhood, stealing things?

is the newscaster trying to say that it's unusual for a burglar to have blond hair and green eyes? the four paws thing kind of felt like a throwaway.

Art Yucko (#1,321)


"see what happens when you don't start 'em young" says chubby outro anchor. WTF?

cherrispryte (#444)

Not to victim-blame or anything, but who the hell leaves their green card out where a neighbor's cat can get to it?

(My work, in an ironically fascist move, is blocking all videos, so I can't watch this. If the location of the green card is explained, please enlighten me!)

Ironic fascists are the most annoying kind.
(and, no explanation of why the green card was in a baggie)

riggssm (#760)

It was in a plastic bag!

(Helpful? No? Hrmph.)

cherrispryte (#444)

I suppose plastic bags are easier to carry? But did the cat break into the house? And if so, how have we gone this far without a Mr. Mistoffelees joke?

Vulpes (#946)

Such an amateur! I'm sure Cat is bringing, like, diamonds back to the Awlfice. How else do you think Balk stays in cigarettes and bourbon? Ads? Ha!

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