Friday, May 21st, 2010

If The Mayor Of Chicago Offers To Give You A Safety Demonstration, SAY NO

"If I put this up your-ha!-your butt-ha ha!-you'll find out how effective this is!"
-Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley, brandishing a rifle, responded to a reporter who asked whether he thought the city's strict gun regulations had been effective. Added the mayor, "If I put a round up your-ha ha!"

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kneetoe (#1,881)

"If I put a round up your-ha ha-ass-ha ha-then not too effective–ha ha.

kneetoe (#1,881)

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KarenUhOh (#19)

"No! Ha-ha! I can say this! Because! It's where I'd put the gun if I decided to blow my brains out!! Ha-ha! I can self-defecate with the best of 'em!"

Bittersweet (#765)

Wait, does he want to shove the gun up someone's butt or their haha? Now I'm confused.

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