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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

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I Am Indeed The Model Of A Modern Website Weatherman

AccuWeather!The rains that fall upon us now should end sometime tomorrow night
Thursday will be warmer and the sun will offer much more light
The clouds return on Saturday and Sunday should see rain again
But you'll have had at least three days of warm and decent sun by then

The temperature is rising and will soon be more appropriate
The coming buildup of high pressure's sure to help you cope with it
Despondent as you might all be by walking 'round in skies of gray
I'd venture to remind you that we're merely in the midst of May

I'd hope you do not think that I am simply an apologist
I'm only trying to look at things as a meteorologist
In fact the records show that if you're speaking categorically
We've had less rain in thirty days than we have had historically

It happens almost every year as spring becomes the summer
The seasonal precipitation tends to make one glummer
But lest you try to hang yourself, please listen, it will all be right
The rains that fall upon us now should end sometime tomorrow night

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19 Comments / Post A Comment

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

Balk, this is almost as good my previous favorite version of the song, as sung by Gilda Radner and a large carrot (and lord knows nobody can compete with that).

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

Oh my God. Phenomenal.

DainCurst
DainCurst (#3,377)

Could we have a whole musicAwl?

DLind
DLind (#4,994)

If only you'd waited until tomorrow, you could have made the meteorologically relevant Pirates of Penzance reference!

How beautifully blue the sky,
The glass is rising very high,
Continue fine I hope it may,
And yet it rained but yesterday.
Tomorrow it may pour again
(I hear the country wants some rain),
Yet people say, I know not why,
That we shall have a warm July.
Tomorrow it may pour again
(I hear the country wants some rain),
Yet people say, I know not why,
That we shall have a warm July.

Jamesy
Jamesy (#3,438)

<3 this.

alannaofdoom
alannaofdoom (#4,512)

But what about the square of the hypotenuse? Inquiring minds want to know!

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Who cares? He rhymed 'appropriate' and 'cope with it.' Can you fall in love with couplets?

jetztinberlin
jetztinberlin (#392)

and he got the 'categorically' / 'historically' in!

iwantyrskull
iwantyrskull (#1,706)

he is the very model of a modern website weather man!

#gilbert&sullivanontheones

Annie K.
Annie K. (#3,563)

It took me a minute, but that's just completely delightful.

oudemia
oudemia (#177)

xoxoxo!

katiebakes
katiebakes (#32)

<3 <3 <3

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

*snaps fingers thrice

bureaucrette
bureaucrette (#367)

Day, you've been made.

swizzard
swizzard (#329)

Moar this, plz.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I'm assuming this means you think global warming is a myth.

Larson E. Whipsnade

http://www.amazon.com/Wallace-Stevens-Poems-Our-Climate/dp/0801491851/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1274240514&sr=1-1

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