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Family Research Council Founder's Rented Boy Was Not, As It Turns Out, There To Carry Bags
The saga of George A. Rekers' Allegedly Platonic European Vacation With A Rentboy continues today, as the escort from Rentboy.com who was hired to "carry Rekers' luggage" says that he didn't invoice for any baggage handling. He also gives us a maybe-too-close look at the Baptist minister, Family Research Council founder, and strenuous objector to homosexuality's favorite move in the sack. Sorta-spoiler: It's called "The Long Stroke"!
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now.
Well, he got his wish. Ol' Georgie just ruined gay sex forever.
Yeah, anybody know how to remove those mental images from my mind? Electroshock, perhaps? It would be worth it, I think.
You might end up like Lou Reed if you do that.
I can't wait till Larry Flynt makes the gay porn parody video. He should offer free showings to all Baptist congregations.
For that I might have to convert.
Does this renounce stuff ever work? Because I'm renouncing my recent non-intercourse lifestyle.
I would like to propose that, henceforth, we distinguish the region the rentboy describes from the comparable portion of the female anatomy (hitherto dubbed, in both cases, the "taint") by referring to the masculine equivalent as "Reker's Island."
This is giving me blood-engorged, horse-like schadenfreude.
Also – hilarious album choice, Maura.
That's kind've classy, the "Long Stroke." Heathen that I am, I just call it a hand-job-finger-bang combo.
It's not "baggage", it's "luggage".
No, wait. It is "baggage".