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Double Down To Stick Around For All Of Swimsuit Season
The grease purveyors at KFC have sold nearly 10 million bread-free Double Downs since the conglomeration of bacon, chicken, and special sauces made its debut a mere five weeks ago. The "promotional sandwich" was supposed to be removed from the chain's menus on May 23, but executives — clearly realizing that the only innovation that can get as much ink as the Double Down is a potentially horrifying one involving a blended drink that's named after a pun on the old percussion term "chicken shake" — have decided to keep them around at least through the end of the summer.
Whew! I was worried my Double Down A Day blog/book/movie was going to fall through if I couldn't stretch it to at least August.
on that diet, there's no way I could get these Levi's 511's to stretch into August. Mr. Button sez: Noooooooooway.
Yeah, stick around ON YOUR THIGHS amirite?
I believe you surgically attach it to your face so the person surgically attached to your asshole can enjoy it after you.
(my god, what is wrong with me?)
@mathnet: Yay, you're back!
I missed you, too, Mathy!
This Ugly Duckling track sums up the KFC strategy quite nicely.
My roommate's tweet still makes me laugh.
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(miserable failure)
What I want to know is if they've honed the creation of these since they were first released – a D-Down 2.0. Is it worth getting if I happen to be craving chickens/bacon/spesh sauce?