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Are You Ready To See The World's Most Offensive Headline?
This is very wrong.
And what makes it worse is that it's a story about child exploitation in African cocoa production, WHICH IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE WE SHOULD BE SENSITIVE TO.
I have a taste for a Baby Ruth.
No wonder they kept Sloth chained in the basement.
GOONIES! How sad is it that Corey Haim died?
That wasn't Corey Haim; that was John Matuzsak.
I love his NFL Football Game for PS3.
But they really shouldn't have put his face on the cover.
Ouch, that really hurts.
Like the tag says, it doesn't really make sense. Still pretty bad but it could be worse. How about "Sweat of Children Drenches Hershey Highway?"
"Hershey Highway Ends In Crying Children"
Chin up, lil' squirts.
SEE WHAT THEY MADE ME DO??
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Looks like someone's jockeying for The Post's title…
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Ghirardelli Ghetto
Toblerone Toll-Road
Ferrara-Pan Favela
Why can I never resist the page-view bait?
"Turd Burglar Steals Family Jewels"
Was that the same Turd Burglar they found playing the Rear Admiral's Rusty Trombone a few years back? Great story.
Someone knows exactly what they are doing, what with that turd brown typeface and all.
I love chewy nougats of news.
Is it wrong to laugh really, really hard at it? I mean… just checking.
Sounds kinda Chunky to me.
Some stool pigeon ratted them out.
Metamucil will clear that right up.
I am essentially legally obligated by my almost-degree to tell you that this is a REALLY SERIOUS ISSUE and that BIG CHOCOLATE KILLS/MAIMS/ENSLAVES CHILDREN. Reading up on this is pretty much the best way to become overwhelmed by first-world guilt. And swear off chocolate for life.
Funnily enough Hershey's is owned by a school which educates troubled youths for free.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Hershey_School
This is the worst day possible for that headline to be released, considering this quasi-related story:
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/94387849.html?cmpid=15585797
Well, at least it didn't read: "Child Labor Leads to Hershey Highway"