Thursday, May 20th, 2010

Are You Ready To See The World's Most Offensive Headline?

This is very wrong.


And what makes it worse is that it's a story about child exploitation in African cocoa production, WHICH IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE WE SHOULD BE SENSITIVE TO.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

I have a taste for a Baby Ruth.

keisertroll (#1,117)

No wonder they kept Sloth chained in the basement.

saythatscool (#101)

GOONIES! How sad is it that Corey Haim died?

keisertroll (#1,117)

That wasn't Corey Haim; that was John Matuzsak.

saythatscool (#101)

I love his NFL Football Game for PS3.

keisertroll (#1,117)

But they really shouldn't have put his face on the cover.

gregorg (#30)

Ouch, that really hurts.

saythatscool (#101)

Like the tag says, it doesn't really make sense. Still pretty bad but it could be worse. How about "Sweat of Children Drenches Hershey Highway?"

deepomega (#1,720)

"Hershey Highway Ends In Crying Children"

DeSilva Surfer (#2,772)

Chin up, lil' squirts.


Looks like someone's jockeying for The Post's title…

Art Yucko (#1,321)


Ghirardelli Ghetto
Toblerone Toll-Road

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Ferrara-Pan Favela

cuiveen (#370)

Why can I never resist the page-view bait?

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

"Turd Burglar Steals Family Jewels"

djfreshie (#875)

Was that the same Turd Burglar they found playing the Rear Admiral's Rusty Trombone a few years back? Great story.

HelloTitty (#830)

Someone knows exactly what they are doing, what with that turd brown typeface and all.

BadUncle (#153)

I love chewy nougats of news.

Peteykins (#1,916)

Is it wrong to laugh really, really hard at it? I mean… just checking.

DennyCrane (#1,803)

Sounds kinda Chunky to me.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Some stool pigeon ratted them out.

brianvan (#149)

Metamucil will clear that right up.

cherrispryte (#444)

I am essentially legally obligated by my almost-degree to tell you that this is a REALLY SERIOUS ISSUE and that BIG CHOCOLATE KILLS/MAIMS/ENSLAVES CHILDREN. Reading up on this is pretty much the best way to become overwhelmed by first-world guilt. And swear off chocolate for life.

Funnily enough Hershey's is owned by a school which educates troubled youths for free.

keisertroll (#1,117)

This is the worst day possible for that headline to be released, considering this quasi-related story:

untitled HD (#4,555)

Well, at least it didn't read: "Child Labor Leads to Hershey Highway"

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