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Tripling The Bacon Equals Doubling The Double Down
The always-number-crunching Nate Silver has compiled a chart of fast-food items' relative unhealthiness to KFC's Double Down. The winner as far as pure gluttony goes: Wendy's Triple Baconator (pictured), a three-patty lots-of-bacon-and-cheeseburger that has 1,350 calories, 90 grams of fat, and 2.78 grams of sodium — the equivalent of two and a half Double Downs, if you want to get mathy about it. If only it came on a lattice of bacon instead of a bun. It would be so much more bloggable that way! Someone get on that, OK?
Wash that bad boy down with a large chocolate chip cooke dough shake from Baskin Robbins: 1690 calories, 72 grams of fat, 240mg of cholesterol.
Promptly die
I get this with fries and a diet coke.
Wasn't there a study that said "diet" soda has made America fatter? The perception that the diet soda means Americans can shovel more shit down their gullet and all.
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=Vps&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=diet+coke+makes+you+an+obese+fuck&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
A piece of lettuce and a slice of tomato (don't worry, both are easily removed) will offset all the bad.
At least I can now eat my McGangBang with impunity.
I am assuming, in this case, that the special sauce is not Thousand Island?
Nope. Creamy Italian.
That's ah-spicy meatballs!
Someone needs to construct a bun out of tweets.
I am issuing an open challenge. I can eat 5 of these faster than anyone on this website. Who dares confront the King of Double Down, you bitches?
Who dares resuscitate the King of Double Down?
Who dares give a colonic to the King of Double Down?
I'd only perform the colonic before the King of Double Down is resuscitated, so as to deny him the pleasure.
The fact that you're willing to do it at all puts you at the top of the list, kind sir!
A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' bacon that lays on top o' everything….Suppose you're thinkin' about a Wendy's triple baconator. Suddenly someone'll say, like, triple, or baconator, or be named Wendy, out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either.