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There Has To Be Some Sort Of "Going To The Dogs" Pun That Can Work Here
How to turn your nicely appointed, if slightly boring, kennel into a lightning rod for righteous class-based/lefty-aimed/etc. anger: Christen it a "nightclub for dogs," muse about your plans to hang a disco ball somewhere, and be sure to note to the poor Post reporter dispatched to cover your opening that dog owners who need to check their e-mail can use — gasp — an iPad! Et voila: "Of course it is some Dumbo, liberal, PETA, gay, progressive, Green, environmentalist idiot that has come up with this idea to attract other similar New York ilk! My only surprise is that it isn't in Pelosi or Boxers San Francisco district!" Bless.
Probably handing out late-term dog abortions as well.
Whippet needle exchange, costs more lives than it saves.
My doggie used to have a K-hole problem. The neighbor would bring him osso bucco bones that the patrons at her restaurant left unsucked. Pup would get into some zen-like trance gnawing with his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
And yet if it were a homeless shelter, the Post commenters would no doubt be on the side of the neighbors bitching about noise, mess and drug activity.
Since when did Studio 54 reopen?