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Spoiler: He Dies… From Utter Deliciousness
Hurley from Lost teaches the Internet how to turn a cupcake into a sandwich. With pictures! If this revelation does not spawn at least four food-truck concepts by the end of the week, we all will have failed.
That's not a sandwich, that's just a weird inside-out cupcake! Call me when he puts bacon on it.
This is two days too late to be of any use to me! Dammit, I was at a wedding this weekend that featured cupcakes and didn't have a one. Might have done if by so doing I could get make a minor ass of myself.
You know what would wash that thing down nicely? A Double Down.
So that's just a metaphorical demonstration of what happens if Evil Locke gets off the island?
Too bad HURLEY DIES at the end of this process.