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Larry King: Tied with Liz Taylor for Divorces
Larry King, baby. He's still got it! He has filed for divorce number EIGHT. I don't even know how that happens to a human being! Or at least, one who isn't Elizabeth Taylor. They are now tied: eight divorces and seven spouses each, because yes, both of them double-dipped at one point. (I mean, obvs, it was Richard Burton. I would have married that twice too.) Larry, by the way, is 76, and Taylor is 78. Now comes my obligatory comment about the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. Phew, that's taken care of! And in closing, really… wow. Speaking as an abortion-loving Godless homosexual, even I am impressed, Mr. King.
This is the greatest thing ever.
Also LIZ. IS. LOOK. ING. GOOOOOOD!
*snap
Fool me once,
shame on me.
Fool me eight times,
____ ____ _____.
lawyers love me. ?
"… wewon't getfooled again."
Wouldn't they make a great married couple?
an even better divorced one.
an even better married, divorced, and then (re)married to each other couple
Larry King was married to Richard Burton TWICE?
he loves the cock
And cocktails…
Dame Elizabeth has been married eight times, divorced only seven. (She was widowed when Michael Todd died in an a plane crash.)
The day Todd-AO died…
I have a sick, sick obsession with Larry King and Liz Taylor.
Stop enabling me Choire.
It was reported that Larry and the Mrs had a final big fight? What type of big fight? That she was sick and tired of ironing his suspenders, that he was sick and tired of buying her diamond trinkets and being polite in her presence, that maybe Larry's loins were now indebted to a new much younger version of Shawn, as Larry is obviously the preferred specimen for under 33 year olds.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/04/will-hollywood-survive-with-the-knowledge-that-larry-king-has-just-filed-for-his-eighth-divorce/
Wait, I just noticed that some Sikh Choir is an editor on this site and Seth Balls is actually Seth Walls. This ain't a teabagger site? Cuz, Seth, couldn't hurt if you became a teabagger…
Liz is caftantastic.