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Jersey Mayhem: That Depends, What Kind Of Tastykake Are We Talking About?
A New Jersey man was arrested in Asbury Park Friday for offering an undercover police officer $10 and a box of Tastykakes in exchange for a sex act. The specific type of Tastykake has not been disclosed. I'm guessing cupcakes or mini pies-probably the apple or the cherry-because if it was either the Butterscotch Krimpets or the Peanute Butter Kandy Kakes, no way any New Jersey cop turns that down.
Wonder if it's the same guy who offered coupons 100 Wendy's Frosties in exchange for a bj on Craig's List a while back.
No, Dave Thomas died awhile back.
@scrolly: Ha!
@STC- You know he was always looking for a Triple but often settled bitterly for a Single.
In all seriousness? My friend, she dreamed that Dave Thomas was dead, and the next day–the very next day!–it happened.
@garge: tell her to stick to something useful, like lottery numbers.
My Ho-Ho's loves my T-Cakes.
Appears to have been an exchange offering a moist, delicious filling for a moist, delicious filling.
Or a nice glaze.
For an extra $50, she'll Snowball you.
I hope he planned to leave the wrapper on his Twinkie.
He was black, so it was more like his Chocodile.
Was it a box from Costco perhaps?
No way that anybody turns down the Krimpets. My grandmother actually mails me boxes of the Peanut Butter Kakes pretty much quarterly, and it is the greatest. There is no sign of love better than Tastykakes.
Cosign.
I loved those damn Krimpets. I'd peel the icing back and roll it up and eat that first.
Extra points for style.
um, the coconut kandy kakes that come out at easter? to die for. also the pumpkin pies at thanksgiving.
SAME. This is like middle school flashback! Hang on I gotta go find some tater tots.
They are the best. For a little while in the late '90 or '00s Safeway was carrying Tastykakes.
Safeway eventually drops all good products, so away they went. They have Little Debbies, which *cannot* compare with the Tks.
*I noticed you can order them on line and I am *so* tempted.
@iwantyrskull: The whole Kandy Kake line is special. (Also, now, I have your song in my head — I want yourrr skullllll; I neeeed yourrrr skullllll.)
Give daddy a li'l sugar.
Pour sommmme Snowballlssss on meeeeeeee.*
*Ew.
HOOOOORAY! It's finally happened. I know one of the people arrested! (Dad of a friend of my oldest brother.) I've been waiting for this moment — but really, I won't truly be satisfied until the arrestee is someone with whom I went to high school.
I need to know if he was the Tastykakes guy, though.
Ha! Congratulations, Oudemia! I've been waiting for the same thing myself. Unfortunately and fortunately, it hasn't happened yet.
I went SQUEE when Tastykake widened distribution to Boston. Then I bought a shelf of peanut butter tandy kakes (now stupidly called kandy kakes, WHY?)
These, Middleswarth Bar-B-Q potato chips, and Yuengling are guilty pleasures from my time in the Keystone State. I'd offer sex for them, too.
Sadly, their chocolate eclair is not only a seasonal item, but isn't distributed in Boston (if anyone's interested, hint, hint …)
Why did I have to work instead of partaking in a Tastykake conversation? I just lost Delaware Valley Points right there.
Notify me in advance when you do a story involving Wawa.