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I Might Like Eliot Spitzer Better If They Hadn't All Slept Together
Endlessly boat-floating scandal gov Eliot Spitzer, who one could say is responsible (if even inadvertently so) for much of New York's state-level drama and crisis over the last year, sure likes to keep that periscope up above the water line. Now we're up to: "I've never said I would never consider running for office again." That's true. He didn't ever say that! He's GOT US OVER A BARREL with his WORD TRICKS.
I'm still fuzzy on "Never Say Never Again".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt they slept.
GO AWAY
I prefer the competent sex creep to the incompetent abettor of domestic abuse. But I'm funny that way.
"Other than the obvious agony, life is great,"
Like waiting 1.75 hours at Shake Shack.
Talk Dirty To Me, Eliot.
I hate double negatives. So confusing.