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Gizmodo Done Found the New iPhone and it is Cute and Squared-Off
"You are looking at Apple's next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS."
I'm amused that it looks like my Sony MP3 player, which my coworkers mocked for not being curvy enough. Fuck yourselves, Apple.
I prefer my gadgets Rubenesque.
I like my gadgets like I like my women: as far away from Steve Jobs as possible.
Following the trend here, I predict that the iPhone 4.0 with be jagged.
iPhone contracts will soon have pre-nups.
Anti-aliasing is so 2009.
Oh I know that bar. It's the one where I always go whenever I'm in Redwood City looking to pick up hardware left behind by other customers. I always reverse-engineer the hardware I find there, instead of just turning it in as lost. I was always hoping I would someday find a secret prototype of a revolutionary product there, but I guess Gizmodo beat me to it.
So you're the person who chopped up my frisbee.
I've known about that bar for a long time.
Apple obsessives are creepy. This article uses pervier language than those pedal pumper blurbs. "It feels even nicer in your pants," indeed.
Apple isn't going to want it back now.
I'm betting there are plenty of sites for those with Apple product fetishes. (Beyond apple.com, I mean.)
I found KFC's next version of the Double Down in a truckstop toilet just outside of Bowling Green. It was trying to crawl out of the bowl so I shot it and flushed. I didn't think Balk would want to dissect it and present his findings to the group, but now I know better.
Thank heavens someone found my old Samsung mp3 player!
Geez Steve, I have no idea what
could have happened. One minute I'm in the bar signifying with these two techno-obsessive girls, the next thing you know my phone is gone!
This just makes me anxious that I'll also lose my iPhone somewhere : (
I'm surprised it wasn't found on the floor of a taxi.
Sony-y.
Gizmodo's scoop is reportedly playing havoc with GM sites today. That, or wrathful Steve Jobs is wrathful.
Yeah, I can't log-in to call David Archuletta a closet-case cuz of all this.
Jobs is a genius. Remember when everyone tried to copy the IMac G3 bubbles and the "my computer is a lamp" styles? So he double McGuffin'd them and make his phone look like a Zune. Genius!
ZOMG!