You will probably want to look at this picture of a man shaking hands with a squirrel, because, you know, awwwww!
it's your world and I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut.
Now, if that were a nutria, they'd be leg-wrestling.
The goal of my life is to encourage more people to enjoy the treasures of the outdoors and Stoke Park really is an incredible place.'
The goal of my life is to encourage more people to enjoy the treasures within my pants and Stroke Park really is an incredible place.
I admire a person who has the patience to wait calmly until a squirrel feels comfortable approaching him
I don't buy it. I bet they've met before.
Europeans have such an odd fascination with squirrels! How many times I've had to ask Dutch people to stop trying to pet every squirrel they see….
That's an American Grey squirrel (I should know, they have the run of my yard at any and all times) and last time I checked, the Brits were working on a project of exterminating/culling the little fuckers because they were outfoxing, out-eating, basically just crowding out the native species- the slow, mellow, longhaired, chillaxed (and probably drunk on McEwan's) English Red Squirrels. The Reds were apparently too mellow to give their invading cousins a good glassing.
True! Didn't Walkers make some kind of (not really but) squirrel-flavored potato chip in order to encourage folks to shoot and eat them?!
What – no knifecrime/stabby stabby? I mean, that squirrel looks like he's winding up to nut the guy if he doesn't get another handout.
ugh: nut as in headbut, not nut as in horrible pun
I suppose "almonds" and "arms" sound a lot more alike if you have a (certain kind of non-rthotic) English accent.
And then there's the NYC variety of grey squirrel, which will tug your sleeve impatiently, ignoring the near-hysterical dog you are walking, and then roll its eyes at you when you say you don't have anything but Charlee Bear Dog Treats (cheese flavor).
Brings back memories of Choire's old website.
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