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Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has declared the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico "a spill of national significance," which is so totally how I'm going to refer to my ejaculation from here on out.
Could you at least pluralize that? The notion of your having one ejaculation from here on out is a major downer.
Eyjafjallajökull.
No, it's pretty constant.
I'm more concerned about your inappropriate use of the #QUICKLINKS tag.
Purple fountain's majesty, above the fruited plain.
God, this is such a process-y comment section!
Spillover of national significance.
Metabation.
A greasy slick hundreds of miles wide isn't something I'd be proud of.
You're not Alex Balk.
But BP is lobbying to classify it as "mammalian lacteal secretions."
Don DeLillo, on the other hand, calls it a 'waterborne toxic event.' Which, Balk, as to your discharges….
Use a condom next time. Jeez.
mother nature should learn to swallow…and like it!
The ocean? Pfff, I only pay attention when they occur on the nation's most bountiful peaks.