This is why Sarah Palin is the best at what she does: In a simple, 140-word burst of text she can evoke both the beginning of Whitney Houston's "So Emotional" and that Berlin song from Top Gun, all while distorting what Nancy Pelosi actually said. Admit it, the gal's a pro.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
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Tweet away, babe. You ain't sinking the healthcare bill.
Life During Wartime.
That came out in 1979.
Yeah, as in prophylactic.
It strikes me that Sarah Palin is like Top Gun in many, many disturbing ways.
Attractive, expensive, reactionary, jingoistic, military-industrial fairytale, for starters.
Maverick! Jester. (Silly) Goose. Cougar.
What? Oh, mainly they remind me of how overjoyed I am that our President is Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted via "OpenBeak" which, whatever it is, makes me think not of "tweeting" so much as it does "regurgitation."
I can't figure out which part of "So Emotional" is being referenced here. I guess Balk is a bigger Whitney Houston fan than I am...
How does she know what takes "America's breath away"?
Lack of health care takes America's breath away, you twit.
"Church of the Poison Mind"
"The (Gag) Reflex"
Oh, oops. The one time I fail to read mouseover text! Sorry, sorry. And now I'm going to have the damned song stuck in my head for two days.
is there an 80's song called "the grammatically-deficient ramblings of a sub-moronic famewhore"? 'cuz that's the one i'd pick.