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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Vagina-less Commercial For Vagina Product Forced To Skimp On Vaginas


Is this indeed "the greatest tampon commercial ever"? I am tempted to say yes, yes it is. It is smart, knowing, and it makes an excellent point about the way rational adults are treated when it comes to products for bodily functions. And as a man I particularly appreciate the fact that the major networks refused to allow the word "vagina" to appear in the spot, because I love vaginas, and would hate to have some mental association with those sweet, wonderful flowers and things that are all bleedy and gross and stuff.

I am actually testing out a visual display element here, so this is not at all vagina-related. I apologize if you feel cheated.

23 Comments / Post A Comment

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

I'll make tea.

ReginalTSquirge
ReginalTSquirge (#3,286)

Good one.

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

Is it wrong that I couldn't focus on the period and vagina stuff because I was coveting that woman's hair SO MUCH? I WANT.

DorothyMantooth

Ha! I really liked this:
"Now I'm going to tell you to buy something. Buy the same tampons I use. Because I'm wearing white pants, and I have good hair, and you wish you could be me."

Maevemealone
Maevemealone (#968)

I was actually kind of distracted by that too! It's so shiny and swings nicely.

Slava
Slava (#216)

I'm on a horse.

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

Don't they know the networks prefer the C word?

hockeymom
hockeymom (#143)

After some research (kill me, I'm bored), I found a bunch of other Kotex commercials by this agency. They're also kind of funny!

See if you can spot the beaver in this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ

Pop Socket
Pop Socket (#187)

Awesome. Is there a similar ad with her kitty cat?

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

'Down there!' It's a scary, undiscovered jungle country, guys...

dikwad
dikwad (#2,308)

That's a hairy beaver.

DorothyMantooth

As great as this campaign is, this was really stupid:
"This has been an institutional type of product, with products that are white and light blue and boring, and what we have is a variety of bold lipstick colors in each pack," said Mr. Meurer, of Kotex. "What we like to say is ‘We're taking the category from institutional care to personal care.' "

Clarence Rosario

Wait, so blue liquid is NOT normal.

Avatar was soooooooo confusing.

Pop Socket
Pop Socket (#187)

I understand that red, yellow, and brown are out. What would be wrong with orange, purple, or silver?

DorothyMantooth

No one does simulated bodily fluids quite like the OopsI I Crapped My Pants folks!

Colonel Mustard

As a child, I always wondered why my mother took up rhythmic gymnastics for three days a month.

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

They forgot the part where I feel all anxious so I get hideously drunk, break up with my boyfriend, and then change my mind, jump his bones, and wake up with my head in a bucket.

portmanteautally
portmanteautally (#1,015)

So happy my years of complete brand loyalty to this product have finally paid off via them making the best tampon commercial ever! Now if they could just get them placed on a higher shelf at Walgreen's so I don't have to bend over so far when my back is all sore from starting my period.

metoometoo
metoometoo (#230)

This comment inspired me to click on your commenter name in search of a blog, and to feel disappointed when I did not discover one. FYI.

leoncrawl
leoncrawl (#3,441)

It would seem the part with the screechy, angry cat kind of breaks from the premise, no?

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

It's an Easter Egg for Superfans!

bambo
bambo (#2,947)

When I saw the title I was worried it might be a dupe; pleasantly surprised it wasn't.

gregorg
gregorg (#30)

Seriously, did they even spellcheck the transcript from the Gen Y focus group before shooting this?

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