The growing epidemic of United States quarters with Barack Obama's picture on them: Is it a sign of disrespect to America's first president? A conspiracy to turn us all into simple-minded idolators of a man who is determined to turn this nation into a socialist Islamic theocracy? Just another bizarre thing to come out of Yonkers? The answer... may surprise you. Unless you picked Yonkers, in which case you can skip ahead.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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Oh, these are just the new Pogs. Keep an eye out for the Dick Cheney slammer.
#ihadtoconsultwikipediaforthisjoke
Oh god! You must be an old!
Pogs were a huge deal when I was eight or nine. My slammer was made of BRASS.
(Brass slammer sounds dirty.)
Or like some kind of drink it'd be better to avoid.
Pogs were huge when my SON was four or five. I am one of The Oldz you keep hearing about.
My grandson had Cabbage Patch Kids.
Fuck, I meant Garbage Pail Kids. Another joke ruined by failure.