My favorite part of this RadarOnline (I know!) exclusive report that Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts is planning to step down comes at the end: "The decision paves the way for President Barack Obama to make his second appointment to the U.S. Supreme Court following his first, Sonia Sotomayor." That is the kind of historical and political value-add you completely do not see coming.

OMG he was in the car with that Cali state senator!
Ya mean even more than the Pepto-Bismol background, or the insert, "Photos: Top 10 Celebrity Mugshots" right next to the photo of the Hon. Justice Roberts In Happier Times?
P.S. (I know!) Perez's line must've been busy.
Little known legal loophole - if you fuck up the President's Oath of Office, you must resign the Court within his first year in office.
You're welcome.
And I was so looking forward to Perry v. Schwarzenegger being the next Dred Scott, too.
I'm hoping for weird, but will probably have to settle for hoax.
My favorite part is that the item's already been retracted. (Though of course the post hasn't come down.)
New bizplan: Gossip site that relentlessly posts "X considering Y," waits for denials, retracts 95% of them, gets 1 in 20 exclusives. "Roberts considering resigning" "Gaga considering sexual-reassignment surgery" "Denton considering living wage" "Lohan considering role in Harmony Korine film."
"Radar weighs offer to edit content"
How I wish. HOW I wish. He has epilepsy you know!
Oh, so the 'second' does follow the 'first'? Thanks!