Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

'Observer' Lessons in Home Eugenics Grow Ever Less-Shocking

NOBODY AT THE OBSERVER IS HAVING A 'BABY LEBRON' ANY TIME SOON• "Brave New Boutique: Baby Sex Selection Sold On East Side," July 24, 2006: "Given the aggressive fertility of New York's breeding set, it was only a matter of time before the joys of elective sex-selection took root in the Land of Milk and Bugaboos, the epicenter of the Gen-X/Y baby boomlet, New York City."

• "Genetic Engineering for the Preteen Set," March 30, 2010: "Atlas, a Boulder, Colo., company that previously specialized in growth supplements, last year introduced a take-at-home test that detects the presence of a variant of the ACTN3 gene that blocks the expression of the alpha-actinin-e protein. This protein, expressed in both copies of the gene, one from each parent, is associated with fast-twitch muscle movements and is present in a high percentage of elite athletes…. What Atlas seems to be offering, in other words, is the possibility that you can ascertain the likelihood that the junior-with-the-good-jump-shot is 9 years old going on Lebron."

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johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Damn breeders.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

The Awl, I want you to promise not to use your Photoshop powers for evil anymore. Look at that thing. Listen closely. Can you hear it? "Kill meeeeee," it implores you. "Pleeeeease."

garge (#736)

Heartily dissent. They are like chilled cucumber slices to my eyes.

gumplr (#66)

Speaking of aggressive fertility, the "Fill Me UP!" scene from Election is nowhere to be found on Youtube.

Slava (#216)

And THIS is why nobody likes Ayn Rand!

the Loud Coast (#1,362)

More genetic analysis for pre-teens! those kids need more reasons to worry about their bodies

garge (#736)

I don't know, if I learned at 12 that I was never growing out of an A cup, it would have saved me the collective hours I wasted praying to God. I think it could be constructive.

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