Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

NYPD Clearly Not Getting Its Coyote-Trapping Equipment From The Acme Corporation

At around 3:30 this morning a coyote was spotted on the loose in far west Chelsea, presumably after it was turned away from the driving ranges at Chelsea Piers. This coyote is the third to be spotted on the streets of Manhattan in the past month. Does this mean that New York is getting "edgy" again, or is it just a sign that all those abandoned developments are being colonized by non-human squatters? [Via]

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Michael Roston (#3,418)

This is a viral marketing campaign for the re-make of 'Escape from New York.'

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise!

HiredGoons (#603)

Everyone knows Chelsea is full of wolves, bears, and otters.

Are those tranquilizer darts? Can Abe help me get licensed to shoot them?

carpetblogger (#306)

Sad. I often feel like that coyote.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

That coyote's really a crazy clown.

gregorg (#30)

some Hunter MFA student's feeble "interrogation" of Joseph Beuys.

wb (#2,214)

I love Chelsea and Chelsea likes me.

Ron Obvious (#351)

This is why I insist on head counts each night as the dogs gather around the food bowl.

mcbeachy (#548)

See what I mean? They are everywhere! Imagine having a pack in your backyard that yips and howls after every meal. Creepy.

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