Mystery "Midnight Knitter" Making Jersey Look Soft

midnight knitterCome on New Jersey. You can’t be doing vandalism by knitting yarn cozies on lamp posts and tree trunks. Sure, it’s pretty. And the little pink pom-pom is a nice touch. And yes sometimes I worry that trees might be getting too cold at night, too. And I can understand about getting “sick of knitting kitten mittens.” But come on, there are better crimes to commit. Think about your rep, knitter-bro.