Friday, March 12th, 2010
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Mystery "Midnight Knitter" Making Jersey Look Soft

midnight knitterCome on New Jersey. You can't be doing vandalism by knitting yarn cozies on lamp posts and tree trunks. Sure, it's pretty. And the little pink pom-pom is a nice touch. And yes sometimes I worry that trees might be getting too cold at night, too. And I can understand about getting "sick of knitting kitten mittens." But come on, there are better crimes to commit. Think about your rep, knitter-bro.

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oudemia (#177)

Well, there was a story in the APP that my mom forwarded me the other day about an insane worker at the SPCA in Eatontown who was caught smashing kittens against walls. If that restores your equilibrium . . .

Dave Bry (#422)

Aaghh! Equilibrium restored. Horribly, horribly restored.

kneetoe (#1,881)

a knit wit is on the loose.

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