I don't think this conceptual project is working out very well.
Their reason for turning it down was that it was "too beaucoup."
He could have made it past that security guy if he had less pilllowy balls.
Balzac was always more of a writer than a conceptual artist.
Well that's stupid. When I did this exact art, I put the pink dick in a stroller and just plopped an infant on top of it like it was a pillow. Like taking candy and a pink dick from a baby.
Yeah, well. don't be so hard on this guy; The same shit happened with Georgia O'Keeffe's early work.
That takes balls! (Talk about low-hanging fruit.)
I don't see any.
Apparently 1800flowers.com is expanding their list of items you can have delivered to a loved one at work.
This is a bunch of fluff(er).
Wait, so you guys have embedded a reporter is what you are telling us?
The whole second floor of the New Museum right now is all penis related stuff. Like, all dicks.
You call that big? Ha.
I think we all know that any dick that big is not gonna be pink. Just sayin'
what gets redder the more it grows? a strawberry, you pervert
He has a sad stroll for a man so well-equipped. Shuffling out the door.
The title of this article would have been even better without the word "sculpture".
If he had dressed it in a jacket and let it loll against his shoulder, he probably could have walked it right in. They would have assumed it was a puffy pink drunk person.
It's better than anything in the Biennial.
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