Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
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Man With Immense Pink Genitalia Sculpture Gently Rebuffed at Museum

I don't think this conceptual project is working out very well.

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RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

Their reason for turning it down was that it was "too beaucoup."

raf_oh (#1,296)

He could have made it past that security guy if he had less pilllowy balls.

theheckle (#621)

Balzac was always more of a writer than a conceptual artist.

mathnet (#27)

Well that's stupid. When I did this exact art, I put the pink dick in a stroller and just plopped an infant on top of it like it was a pillow. Like taking candy and a pink dick from a baby.

Zack (#2,609)

Yeah, well. don't be so hard on this guy; The same shit happened with Georgia O'Keeffe's early work.

kneetoe (#1,881)

That takes balls! (Talk about low-hanging fruit.)

I don't see any.

Jeff Carpenter (#3,752)

Apparently 1800flowers.com is expanding their list of items you can have delivered to a loved one at work.

HiredGoons (#603)

This is a bunch of fluff(er).

Matt (#26)

Wait, so you guys have embedded a reporter is what you are telling us?

David Cho (#3)

The whole second floor of the New Museum right now is all penis related stuff. Like, all dicks.

NicFit (#616)

You call that big? Ha.

I think we all know that any dick that big is not gonna be pink. Just sayin'

ProfessorBen (#1,254)

what gets redder the more it grows? a strawberry, you pervert

deepomega (#1,720)

He has a sad stroll for a man so well-equipped. Shuffling out the door.

The title of this article would have been even better without the word "sculpture".

City_Dater (#2,500)

If he had dressed it in a jacket and let it loll against his shoulder, he probably could have walked it right in. They would have assumed it was a puffy pink drunk person.

It's better than anything in the Biennial.

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