Included among the 273 people and organizations nominated for this year's Nobel Peace Prize: the Internet, which has apparently made great strides in advancing the causes of "dialogue, debate, and consensus." The BBC notes that, "It is unclear who would accept the prize if the internet were to win," but I'm pretty sure it would either be the Star Wars kid, that Peter Pan guy, or the dude in the cat outfit from ChatRoulette. Ugh, I hate you all so much.
You won something similar once before. You go ahead.
THIS PETER PAN GUY:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/
BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED.
Hm, he's let himself go it seems.
(be nice!)
Tay Zonday!
Al Gore gets his second Nobel!
Oh, why not give it to The Matrix at this point?
or James Cameron. He's hurting right now.
Crying as he drives his titanium-plated Bentley down Highway 1 toward his mansion made of diamonds...
We have a winner.
Oh for fuck's sake. Fuck HTML.
....winner.
the Megatron baby, obvs.
So Balk's Cock is, what, too busy?
Better Cat Man or the Star Wars Kid than, say, Lori Drew...