Henry Blodget Can't Quite Afford Investigative Journalism Either
Henry Blodget is learning some hard truths (again)! This morning he's gone all up on the Twitter, to explain, on behalf of his publication, Business Insider, that investigative reporting is time-consuming and expensive! (Did you know that?) "All right, look, here's the truth about this investigative reporting thing…" he wrote. "Everyone says they want more of it. No more aggregation, please. No more links. No more slideshows. No more picture [sic] of Erin Burnett." He is talking about Nick Carlson's new story on the origin of Facebook, but he simply can't give these kinds of stories to you all the time! "But the truth is, if we tried to do 3 a day, with our staff, we would DROP DEAD. We'd also go bust. Neither being a happy outcome." So: "We're going to try to give you one of these once in a while. You like reading 'em. And we like making 'em." But? Yes, there is a but: "And we're going to give you house porn, and features, and pictures of Erin Burnett. Because, truth be told, you GROOVE on that sh*t!" It is I guess true. Come for the Squawk on the Street pics, stay for the elaborate historical investigations. (Or is it the other way around?)







I did click on this story just because there was a picture of Erin Burnett next to it.
And there's decades of investigative journalism out there, which you can't possibly have read all of.
How about a new Website, InsideBusinessInsider.com? First piece:
The Full Story of How Facebook Was Founded
by Screen Name
How was Facebook really founded? It's a good question, and InsideBusinessInsider dug deep to find out.
(Insert BusinessInsider article, At Last — The Full Story Of How Facebook Was Founded, in quotation marks here.)
Tags: Meta-enabled, Too Insidery, Linkbait, The New Journalism
Also thrifty: Taking blind speculation based on something overheard that to some degree sounds somewhat kind of credible from someone who once correctly guessed their date's astrology sign, running it as a tip, and sticking a news peg (like, say, "HAPPENING TOMORROW") on it. New Niceness > New(s) Economy.
This is like the time I graduated from high school and realized that I had to work to pay bills and eat. It was a TOTAL surprise.
Those bitches on CNBC are so proud of their cojones.
Every single turd on CNBC is the type that ruined Manhattan decades ago.