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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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"Hawaii Speedo Student" Sought By School Security, Porn Companies

GET HIM"Since at least January, Tim, a gay 22-year-old senior at the University of Hawai'i-Manoa, has been recording himself masturbating, and uploading the videos to Xtube.... Among those photos is a series of him in University of Hawaii classrooms, snapped in January-February.... the University's Twitter account posted this campus warning: 'if you see 'Hawaii Speedo Student' on campus, do not approach him–call Campus Security.' Now, he's an outlaw. Or at least a wild mountain lion roaming campus looking for prey."

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HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Is this part of March Tuition Madness?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Also: I am available as a private tutor.

Fredrick
Fredrick (#268)

Very demure photo choice. I do not approve.

Vulpes
Vulpes (#946)

I'll call Campus Security, but only if they let me watch them "bust" him! I watch porn, I know what guys in uniforms do to boys in Speedos!

lost_in_transubstantiation

Throw in a pizza delivery boy, and you've got an epic.

rj77
rj77 (#210)

And the cable guy! Don't forget him!

Vulpes
Vulpes (#946)

And at least one of the guys has to have on a harness and leather codpiece on under his regular clothes!

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

After reading this post, I was thinking this was a funny, sexy prank. Now that I've read the full article, I'm no longer amused. He's seriously trying to claim that by trying to keep him from jizzing all over desks that other people have to use, the university is discriminating against gays?

doubled277
doubled277 (#2,783)

I know, I was like what? He seems well-spoken, but his point doesn't really add-up, or is it just us?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

"That's not Elmer's."

lost_in_transubstantiation

Kid's got spunk, you gotta give him that.

Fredrick
Fredrick (#268)

We've all got spunk, which is the problem.

doubled277
doubled277 (#2,783)

I have no spunk. It's emberassing.

garge
garge (#736)

Definitely team Speedo Guy.

Still, as I work in a university, this is why I treat all day as if I have subway hands and do not touch my eyes or eat anything without having just washed my hands. Oh, and I don't lean against the elevator after what I witnessed, once ..

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

True, but I can't say I mind when students hotbox in my (windowless) classroom before I teach.

CaptainFantastic

If I remember anything from my days as an undergrad, it's that sometimes you can't get any studying done until you've taken care of something else. And sometimes you're already at the library.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

Wasn't that what bathrooms and carrels were for?

kitten_witawip

:( I was hoping he wore a Hawaiian print Speedo.

are friends electric

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

qualityleashdog
qualityleashdog (#3,610)

So who brought this to the school's attention?
Ahh, the internet, confirming what used to only be suspicions.

tom11
tom11 (#7,890)

where's the rest of this pic?
--patio furniture

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