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"The number of discrimination complaints filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission related to anxiety, depression and other psychiatric disorders nearly doubled between 2005 and 2009."
-Crazy people: they are coming to work, and if you try to stop them, they will sue you.
Shit. I have a window.
Without the depressed at work, who would read this blog?
I'm suing to get time off for my penis non-friction disorder(PNFD). It's been acting up all winter.
This isn't news to me; I look around in the elevator every morning.