"Recently, I found out my 13-year-old son had been visiting glove fetish Web sites with pornographic glove pictures." Is it great that the Internet gives us glove fetish websites for our children? Or is it a bad thing? I do not know. Neither does the advice columnist to whom this (rather overparenting) parent turned, but that's par for the course-she comes down awfully hard on the side of "no one will ever love this person with a glove fetish"! This seems really unfair, given that Fits Like A Glove, the gay glove fetish group, just had a super-fun outing to Six Flags!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
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I have been contacted more than once by glove fetishists, just kind of out of the blue. I think there's quite a few of them out there.
Double gloved thumbs up on the johnpseudonym scale!
I bet this kid is into Spinal Tap.
"Kafka says your son needs a complete psychological workup." -- If you interview this guy, you know at least that you are going to be able to write lots of sentences like that.
Poor kid just wants to be gloved.
Ha!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/thumb/9/9f/Glove_World.png/250px-Glove_World.png
This is Gary Payton's kid, right?
And this poor kid's supposed to get a therapist from the Association for the Treatment of Sexual Abusers? Yeah, that's nontraumatic advice, there.
re Six Flags: The River Raft photo with the yellow water canon is a hilarious (intentional? unintentional?) juxtaposition.
If this kid just did the dishes once in a while he would've been good.
Dude. Have you seen the internet recently? A glove fetish is possibly the most innocuous thing out there.
Buy him an assortment of gloves and a lock for his door and be glad it's not so so so much worse.
"if you bring the Loving Hands... I'll bring the Palmolive!"
First the gloves, then the hip waders. Where does it all end??
That they'd skip at this particular point in time is not a surprise. Undoubtedly, they are flying over it, to the far-away beaches, where my experience has been that every tourist has his or her own personal SEO consultants