Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The Internet: Awesome? Or Evil?

DO YOU FIND THIS SEXY?"Recently, I found out my 13-year-old son had been visiting glove fetish Web sites with pornographic glove pictures." Is it great that the Internet gives us glove fetish websites for our children? Or is it a bad thing? I do not know. Neither does the advice columnist to whom this (rather overparenting) parent turned, but that's par for the course-she comes down awfully hard on the side of "no one will ever love this person with a glove fetish"! This seems really unfair, given that Fits Like A Glove, the gay glove fetish group, just had a super-fun outing to Six Flags!

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Matthew Lawrence (#3,423)

I have been contacted more than once by glove fetishists, just kind of out of the blue. I think there's quite a few of them out there.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Double gloved thumbs up on the johnpseudonym scale!

HiredGoons (#603)

I bet this kid is into Spinal Tap.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

"Kafka says your son needs a complete psychological workup." — If you interview this guy, you know at least that you are going to be able to write lots of sentences like that.

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Poor kid just wants to be gloved.

Mark (#51)

This is Gary Payton's kid, right?

LesBeFriends (#2,786)

And this poor kid's supposed to get a therapist from the Association for the Treatment of Sexual Abusers? Yeah, that's nontraumatic advice, there.

HiredGoons (#603)

re Six Flags: The River Raft photo with the yellow water canon is a hilarious (intentional? unintentional?) juxtaposition.

zidaane (#373)

If this kid just did the dishes once in a while he would've been good.

cherrispryte (#444)

Dude. Have you seen the internet recently? A glove fetish is possibly the most innocuous thing out there.

QueenWasp (#926)

Buy him an assortment of gloves and a lock for his door and be glad it's not so so so much worse.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

"if you bring the Loving Hands… I'll bring the Palmolive!"

missdelite (#625)

First the gloves, then the hip waders. Where does it all end??

goodboy3 (#178,044)

That they'd skip at this particular point in time is not a surprise. Undoubtedly, they are flying over it, to the far-away beaches, where my experience has been that every tourist has his or her own personal SEO consultants

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