The Gangs Of Twitter
Call me when they start using Foursquare: "Tech-savvy gangsters have long been at home in chatrooms and on Web sites like MySpace, but they appear to be gravitating toward Twitter and Facebook, where they can make threats, boast about crimes, share intelligence on rivals and network with people across the country."
I TALKED ON MY CELL PHONE WHILE I WAS DRIVING – IN NY STATE! WITH AN EXPIRED INSPECTION STICKER ON MY CAR!1! BECAUSE I AM A BAD-ASS MOTHERFU
Common criminals have got this shit down pat, and I can't even figure out how to get an avatar on the Awl. FAIL WHALE.