Friday, February 26th, 2010
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The 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' of Cat Fight Videos

You know I feel bad, because cats should be about the love. But holy God is this a cat fight. The first 24 seconds are just a good vocal warmup. Then it's off and over the roofs and walls and up and down stairs and man these cats hate each other. Like most fights, it ends just the way it began: without much gained.

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Maevemealone (#968)

Two cats enter, two cats leave

chrissth (#250)

It looks more like foreplay.

bong hitler (#3,233)

Mental note: never fuck a cat.

jolie (#16)

Oooooh now do it again but this time with you and Balk!!

rj77 (#210)

So many places to climb, nooks to hide in, shrubbery…. That's like kitty paradise.

There are commenters here that do that exact swoosh… stop, swoosh… stop thing with their tails. (Don't worry, it's a clunky thought).

For best effect, watch with a live cat sitting next to the computer, trying to figure out where the screeching is coming from.

portmanteautally (#1,015)

My dog was ENTHRALLED with the first bit of this video. His head was cocking itself back and forth so fast I am surprised he didn't throw his neck out.

Then the fighting started and he went to take a nap. Just like in real life. Worst Sheriff Ever.

oudemia (#177)

As a (primarily) dog person, I will never get used to the whole "swishing tails means danger" thing in cat semiotics.

Maevemealone (#968)

It's the slow swish followed by a thwack that you have to beware of. Attack is imminent.

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Holy SHIT hitting play on this video freaked my cats out. WOW.

Better than Avatar, anyway.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Admittedly, I am watching at work without sound, but it looks like they are just roughhousing. There's that one point where one of them is dangling helplessly by his front paws from the concrete barrier, and if the other had really wanted to do some damage, it would have been over right then and there.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordova will end this insanity.

BoHan (#29)

I like how they intersperse their make-up sex between the epic battle scenes.

Wow. I didn't realize the comment section of the Matt Cherette piece was on YouTube already.

Was this shot in Slovakia? It's got that bad foreign porn feel to it.

beatrixkiddo1 (#2,988)

That guy with the white paws had it coming. He never should have made a move on the other guys sister like that.

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