Those bags of greens you buy to be stoned? They may be covered in doody!
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
They were, like, double Ziploc-bagged and stuff though dude. So it's fine.
You incinerate the impurities out of it. So what exactly is the problemo?
Did you know that was going to happen when you posted the one about lettuce? Because, brilliant.
God next thing you know they'll be swallowing drugs and shitting them out.
That was good smuggler thinking though, really. Sort of like when coming back from Europe I put all my forbidden foodstuffs under my dirty underwear.
No "this thing is like that thing" tag? Lazy.
Luckily, it was some good shit.
I'm hoping for a covered in doody trifecta.
Must also be green and sold in bags for a pure hat trick.
Wait, so if the license and commercial markings on the truck were invalid, where did all the shit come from? Were the smugglers also running a black-market septic tank pumping operation? Reminds me of that "retirement grease" joke from the Simpsons.
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