To the frontiers of transportation security: "Police at the Twin Cities airport have stepped up patrols after an incident last night that ended with officers chasing a suspicious man holding a stuffed animal. The Airport Police Department responded to Delta Airlines' Building C after a Delta employee confronted a man and asked to see his ID badge. Police said the man responded by holding out a leopard-print stuffed animal and saying, 'This is all you need to see.'" He absconded before being apprehended, but police are on the lookout for a male suspect bearing a resemblance to a leopard-print stuffed animal.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Earlier in the day, employees at a St. Paul Toys R Us reported an angry male customer shouting, "What do you mean you don't have any jackals?"
Who is Delta to demand Bill Watterson show identification?
Though you can still get into Canada with a Paddington Bear.
I carry a headless vole for ID in my shirt pocket.
That's clearly a jaguar. Problem solved.
Talk to the hand puppet.
Not a leopard, but a leopard-print, stuffed animal. (His name is Leo P. Print, idiots.)
I guess I will take my troll doll out of my safety deposit box, which I was stowing in case I misplaced my passport. Goddamned liberal bureaucrat biggovernment.
Aww. It's cutesy! Any object or gesture accompanying the statement "this is all you need to see" could have been a lot worse.
Was there a Flaming Lips concert that night?
I'm assuming he thought he was in Internet and this was his Avatar.
Yikes! Looks like he's in Japan now!