Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Paterson To Address Rumors In Slow Motion

New York Governor David Paterson does the next best thing to starting a blog, which is going on Larry King on… Thursday. Thursday? They couldn't bump Biden from Wednesday's slot or Michelle Obama from tonight's? God. Honey! JUST GET A TUMBLR ALREADY.

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keisertroll (#1,117)

Jim McGreevey tried to use Tumblr once, but complained about not enough peen on his dash.

I sat next to Governor Patterson's wife at Michaels once and — I have to say this — she is hot. Elegant, older woman hot. Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles — always with the hot women. So I am compelled to ask: How does that work? Atren't they, like, legally blind? Do they have a trusted assistant who looks out for them?

OuackMallard (#774)

Blind luck?

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