New York Governor David Paterson does the next best thing to starting a blog, which is going on Larry King on... Thursday. Thursday? They couldn't bump Biden from Wednesday's slot or Michelle Obama from tonight's? God. Honey! JUST GET A TUMBLR ALREADY.
Jim McGreevey tried to use Tumblr once, but complained about not enough peen on his dash.
I sat next to Governor Patterson's wife at Michaels once and -- I have to say this -- she is hot. Elegant, older woman hot. Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles -- always with the hot women. So I am compelled to ask: How does that work? Atren't they, like, legally blind? Do they have a trusted assistant who looks out for them?
Blind luck?