"It was a bad time in my life. I was trying to put muscle on."
-Illinois Democratic lieutenant governor nominee Scott Lee Cohen, whose story just keeps on getting more amazing, responds to claims that he "abused anabolic steroids, displayed fits of rage and forced himself sexually on his wife before their divorce." You may also enjoy this interview in which the reporter, after enumerating the allegations against Cohen, ends with a plaintive, "Dude."
Friday, February 5, 2010
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I want to hear Katie Couric ask that very question next time she interviews Pres. Candidate Palin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYfAgaas4aY
Check this out. It's even more astounding.
"He left threatening messages on my mirror in lipstick."
Scott: "Deb, what are ya gonna wear to the WTTW interview?"
Deb: "Rainbow hoody."
Scott: "Perfect".
Wow, it wasn't at all disconcerting that Cohen LAUGHED as the reporter read the allegations.
And if we can find her, we will have her [explain that].
Shades of Drew Peterson.
P.S. That's why I only watch WGN news. Dude.
Dis guy is like the cousin-in-law whose name you can never remember who corners you at your so-and-so nephew's birthday party and spends 20 minutes "proving" why Goose Island is superior to Samuel Adams.
No, he is the guy that comes in for your 10am meeting reaking of alcohol, slightly slurring his words, "(____). I dated a (____) once. She was a bitch. So, what's is your sign? Leo. LEEEEEOOOOO. Le-yo."
You got a problem with dat?
"I only knew her as a massage therapist."
LEGIT
And he asked her if she was a prostitute. She said no, so he is totally in the clear. This is a totally normal relationship question.
Everytime I think Republicans are the lowest life forms, some Democrat from Illinois comes along and blows that theory.
'Roid guy, Mobbed up Greek Guy and Blago Hair Guy.
Jesus.
There you go.
Smelt are going to be running pretty soon in Chicago if I am not mistaken.
When did "forced himself sexually" become the new rape?
Possible attempt to distinguish from "rape-rape"?