"We're talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?"
-New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliott? You're doing it wrong.
Friday, February 12, 2010
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Do you, Nancy? Do you have to think that?
Yes, yes she does.
The one where she's kidnapped by a shadowy cabal of leftists and forced to leg wrestle Fabio in a kiddie pool full of Chef Boyardee ravioli wasn't quite getting her there anymore.
It's testament to the paranoid style in American political thought that Ms. Harris apparently thinks the logical consequence of same-sex marriage will be mandatory sloppy buttsex for all citizens.
Its the sloppy that's problematic, really.
It's.
Also, "New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliott? You're doing it wrong" is what she said.
Nancy? Call me.
I can't believe she thinks married people have sex.
SHE'S A MAN!?!
paging Representative Einhorn...
I wonder if she spent time as a youth at Sleepaway Camp?
Angela?
http://chloebats.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sleepaway-camp-angela.jpg
The real loser in all of this is Nancy Elliott's husband, who can now be sure to expect nothing more than the 35th annual begrudgingly-administered Valentine's Day handjob this Sunday. (And you have to think--would I want that done to me?)
If it's done by a hand reaching around a shower curtain it's mysterious.
LIVE FREE OR DIE WRIGGLING YOUR PENIS AROUND IN EXCREMENT
Outstanding. When I own a state, I will make this its motto.
Pretty sure she says, "wiggle," not "wriggle," which could make a difference on how I vote.
Wriggle makes me think of tadpoles.
That's not even how penises *work*!
Yep, the use of "wriggling" speaks volumes about her sex life. Sad, stunted volumes...
I didn't before, but now that she puts it that way...
Does that mean Pegging 101 will be canceled next year?
"We will take a cigarette recess. As soon as I'm finished with this gavel."
I really hope someone serves her my punch on Sunday!
"WHOOO! Let this session come to DISORDER!!!"
'DA NA NA NA! NA! NA!'
I think she meant excitement.
As opposed to putting a penis between the labia of a woman and dipping it in urine, right?
Dude, it's a good thing you're gay.
Silly. You dip it BEFORE.
You're telling me!
Hey, urine is sterile (supposedly).
Wait everybody! I think she's talking about some kind of intrepid public works project, There's not enough info in the vid to figure out what they're up to or what the intended end result would be though...Bummer.
@Captain: only until it leaves the bladder.
Poo-dendum?
There. I've crocheted her some cashmere condoms.
you know she lost it at the end there, there was still a lot to be said about male ejaculation! Im just glad she didnt forget the whole bit about poop! Nancy has got my gay vote!
Someone with a Kickstarter account should start up a collection for her. I for one would be proud to donate $20 to the Get Nancy Elliot Laid Fund.