This morning, a famous person held a press conference, in which he talked about himself. He said, while speaking about himself, that he'd been selfish.
Friday, February 19, 2010
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BRO HUG LINE!!!!!
I'm sorry to my sponsors, too.
Who are all of those white people?
I swear he accidentally said "pornts" before correcting himself and saying "points". Tiger, stripes, etc.
Booty-ism will show him the cart path to enlightenment.
Public mea culpas are so boring and humiliating--for us.
Stroke penalty.
::golf clap:: Celebrity admits to spending too much time in the rough.
The guilt induced by Tiger's glaring directly into the camera -- directly into me -- perfectly complemented the shame I felt for watching his press conference in the first place, so I was disappointed when they switched to the 3/4-rear view, my catharsis ruined.
He should really just become gay -- we're expected to be philandering horndogs. He's gonna have to lose some of that rehab paunch if he wants to get any, though.
Was Michael Jordan there? Delaurio reported that he was scheduled to attend, but I missed the press release.
Practicing Buddhists don't fuck around (or at least not on such a physical plane).
Well, in Thailand, Buddhist monks visiting prostitutes is very common (if not approved).
Tiger, Tiger making right;
under the glare of klieg lights.
But did he talk about either sex rehab or finding Jesus?
Talked about rehab and rediscovering Buddha.
Seriously.
Whoa.
I thought he said 'booty' but whatevs.
Take THAT Britt Hume.
I couldn't get through it. I think when he started bragging about his foundation's work with kids and mentioned his father, that's when I hit "close tab".
Could you please summon Balk's cock to the podium? http://tinyurl.com/y8rsjp9