Director David Lynch has put together a promo for singer Ariana Delawari's Lion of Panjshir album, and, well, it is EXACTLY what you would expect from a David Lynch promo. Even Lynch's synopsis is Lynch-like!
ARIANA WRITES GREAT SONGS – THEY ARE FILLED WITH FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS FROM HER LIFE – HER LIFE IN HOLLYWOOD AND LIFE IN AFGHANISTAN WHERE HER ROOTS ARE – ANCIENT AND MODERN FLOW TOGETHER HERE – THIS MIXTURE OF CULTURES AND HER MELODIES AND LYRICS CONJURE A GREAT UNIQUE FEELING IN PEOPLE – PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED AND EMOTIONALLY MOVED BY THIS MUSIC — ARIANA'S GOT SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT AND SHE DOES IT REAL WELL – IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DEBUT ALBUM SHE'S MADE.I'm just happy to see The Black Lodge return!
!kcoR s'teL
I saw her in Lumberton once. That's a human ear all right.
< Approves, obviously
She's dead, wrapped in plastic.
Perhaps it would be nice background music for his daily weather report.
The evidence suggests that both Mr. Lynch and Ariana Delawari are afraid of pollen. What else could explain why they chose to gild the lily when they could have just left it more intact! Those flowers are always more beautiful when left whole.
I'm too lazy to watch the whole thing. Can you just tell me at what point the midget enters the picture?
She's no Taylor Swift.
HELLO. I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE. AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT.
Sorry, I spent the whole video expecting Lynch to emerge from his soundbooth of stilted shouting as Gordon Cole. This time, the one person he miraculously hears is Ariana Delawari.
David Lynch as a media marketer is like a water bed: It'll probably fuck up your back, you're afraid to get sharp objects near it and while you're convinced you'll have epic sex on it you'll be lucky to get a mediocre mouth job.
Also: Thank you, Mediafire!