Friday, February 5th, 2010
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Cigarette-Smoking Snake Smokes Cigarettes, Is Snake

Lights are for pussiesSure, it's from Tuesday, but since nothing on the Internet is ever really old, we'll pass it along: Po, a "three-year-old reptile from Taipei in Taiwan has become hooked on nicotine, thanks to his owner Sho Lau's 20-a-day habit." He apparently gets really pissy when Sho Lau doesn't have any smokes to spare, which, you know, I can totally identify with.

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Maevemealone (#968)

This method does not kill the snake as fast as I'd like.

HiredGoons (#603)

I am so with you on hating on snakes.

HiredGoons (#603)

I'll bet you anything ball pythons smoke unfiltered. This snake is a wuuuusssssssssss.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Ball pythons are called ball pythons because, when frightened, the role up into a ball. I met one once out west and picked it up and, yep, roled into a ball. When I put it down it stayed that way, periodically sticking its well-protected head out from the center of the ball to see if I was still there. Which is just a long way of saying, no, they don't smokee unfiltereds.

I also ran into a rattlesnake out west. It rattled and I got the hell out of there.

cherrispryte (#444)

Do the snakes inhale? Can snakes inhale? Do snakes have lungs?

HiredGoons (#603)

I think they ARE lungs? Or stomachs?

The answer to all of those is yes!

kneetoe (#1,881)

If you paint them gold you have to leave the tail uncovered.

deepomega (#1,720)

Getting a tattoo of this badass motherfuck winding around my right bicep.

Smoke-free since New Years! Take that, reptile!

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

I knew a bunch of guys who got a hamster addicted to smoking pot in college. It was a freaky hamster. It walked on two legs and ate red meat.

deepomega (#1,720)

You sure it wasn't a short hairy dude? Danny DeVito maybe?

Snake with no job giving me piss for my smokes best jump out my face.

sallytomato (#549)

Wasn't this a scene in 'Foul Play'?

Darren Chandler (#3,394)

i bet if he could talk he'd sound like a fast talking cop from a 50s film.

Fate Popcorn (#3,395)

What's Donatella Versace doing in Taipei? Amiright, guys? Guys?

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