You know what happens when it snows a whole bunch and people have cats? Yes. They throw them in the snow. A trawl of YouTube helps us identify the people we should locate and go to their houses and forcibly remove their cats, who are all being thrown in the snow because, I dunno, there were no children to lock in the basement or whatever. Update: Interesting! Some people are already removing their cat-tossing videos that were posted here.
And for the win, these cats are all, screw you, I love it out here, I'm staying.
Previously In The Awl's Series Of Cat Video Reportage: World's Best Cat Video Is Most Likely Also Metaphor For Your Day