I have watched this like four times now and I'm still all, WHA? Anyway: "No one seems to know how the bear lost her right paw and foreleg, but she's adjusted with aplomb, instead choosing to go bipedal," says Backpacker, calling it "a testament to the black bear's adaptability for survival." So very very true.
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Gives you hope for that post-stroke* lifestyle, eh?
*let's not kid ourselves, Balk.
I'm going to get me some missionaries from Idaho to go kidnap that cute baby black bear. Clearly, the mother bear has made some sort of pact with Satan and is not fit to take care of that small, black baby.
God, why did they have to be from Idaho? It makes me want to move back to Wyoming.
1. The mosquitos in that forest scare the shit out of me.
2. The bear walks like these guys run.
Me, too. The bipedal bear, I could handle. But the sound of those buzzing bugs had me thinking, This is why I never go camping. The clip is amazing, though. I was waiting for the mama bear to pick up the box of Cheerios with one hand and pour her kid a bowl-while she cradled a phone between her ear and her shoulder.
You guys should really write a book entitled "Proper Use Of The Internet". You've really got it down, goddamnit.
Too short to be John Cleese...
Why did I also think of Python and Cleese specifically when I saw this? Is it just the silly walk sketch? For some reason I think of the Lingerie Shop Bank Robber skit. *shrug*
One step closer to BEAR CITY (bear bear city)!
I tried to call Stan and Jan Berenstain as soon as I heard this but they're phone line is all tied up.
Brother had a weight problem for some time, resulting in diabetes, and an amputation.
Srsly some of those books were terrifying! I was sooooo addicted.
This is really really really threatening. Next, bears on motorcycles, chasing you wielding chains and baseball bats. You try to outrun them, but they're so fast.
And I, for one, welcome our new ursine overlords
For a moment Chris Mathews forgot it was a bear.
I can see the "where's the U.S. Forest Service tag? We wanna see the U.S. Forest Service tag!" protesters now...
There's coyote ugly and there's bear ugly.
That bear has excellent posture!
I thought the same thing!
She's almost FANCY!
Seriously, the posture is frighteningly perfect. Did the bear go to bear finishing school? I feel like he could be carrying a cup of tea ...
Yogi's been doing that for like ever.
Fucking SASQUATCH!
No you are wrong. This is clearly BIGFOOT! And he wants my pic-i-nik basket!
and once again, I give thanks for the tectonic plates ensuring that the most threatening animal in my homeland is a bat.
When they starting walking like us, though, that's when we're really in trouble.
Good god this is like when the pigs in Animal Farm all stood up on their hind legs.
She'e gonna teach Cubbie to do that, who will then teach their cubs to drive, and then, Oh Shit! the highways will be a fuckfest of bears and cats!