"Dramatically speaking, Avatar is predictable and lacks imagination in plot development, as is expected of many others of its ilk conceived in Hollywood."
-That's the film critic for Diario Granma, the órgano oficial of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Cuba. (The paper also claims there will be two sequels, if I'm reading it correctly? Also: Danza con lobos, I'm totally dying.)
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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Tony Danza? Eaten by wolves? Who said there were no second acts?
Real talk.
This is all you need to know before seeing the film:
"Halfway through the film, I had the impression I was watching a story about a cowboy of confused human values who goes to live with a tribe of Apaches and then falls in love with the chief's daughter... And then I read that James Cameron was a fan of Dances With Wolves, and all was explained."
Or even, instead of watching the film!
Hey, Commie, that is the point.
I'm assuming you're aware China renamed a mountain range to cash in on this movie:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/25/avatar-hallelujah-mountai_n_436112.html
Wow!
Ayuda me Obiwan, Ustedes mi unica esperanza!
Pretty sure I read a quote from Cameron himself in EW or something that said that it would be a "shame" to "waste" this technology by not making any sequels, since it was such a long time a-comin'.
What a selfless man.
HAAAA!
(*call me)