9/11 Terror Car Surplus Leaves Cop Cars for All

There’s a million dollars in New York City cop cars just sitting in Jersey, after the big airport security plan sort of fell apart (shock), and the tabloids are hopped up about it. But anyone who lives withing two blocks of a precinct house can tell you that’s the tip of the 9/11 money influx iceberg. They’ve like, run out of places to store cop cars. Also, anyone who’s seen one of those extremely annoying “terror parades” that involve like 10 cruisers going up Sixth Ave at rush hour with their sirens on… to nowhere. Oh, gosh, jeez, there so many cars! Won’t someone say something? (Over the weekend I aged about 40 years, apparently.)