Soon you will not even need to reach for the remote to change the channel on your TV! Which is great news except for that whole thing about how watching TV will KILL YOU DEAD.
Soon you will not even need to reach for the remote to change the channel on your TV! Which is great news except for that whole thing about how watching TV will KILL YOU DEAD.
WHEN CAN I START COMMENTING HERE WITH HAND GESTURES
I just did.
But how can I keep my big healthy butt if I do this "movement" thing they're so keen on?
I use Jeannie blinks to change the channel and Samantha nose twitches to order Greek food online. I thought that was how everyone did it?
Keep doing that--that counts as exercise.
Squat thrusts for volume control! Power yoga to program the DVR!
Elvis used a revolver. And look what happened to him.
As if life would be worth living on the other hand.
Also, how would you ever know about the 10 common household items that might be slowly poisoning you without the ten o'clock news?
The godawful programming on most networks is enough to kill me dead, and sooner rather than later. Hopefully the Internet will only leave me paralyzed from the nipples down.
So pretty soon I'll be able to make a certain gesture at the TV - say, during a Leno monologue - and the fucking thing will turn itself off? Brilliant.