Do not buy counterfeit perfume, because it supports terrorism! Also, it is FULL OF URINE. This video includes some helpful tips on how to tell whether or not your perfume is fake, such as "it has loose cellophane wrapping," "it is being sold off the back of a truck," and "the brand name is slightly altered, e.g. 'Ralph Lauren Yellow for Women,' 'Giorgio Armani Acqua di Vescica,' 'Micturition by Calvin Klein,' and 'Thierry Mugler Angel Piss.'"
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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I think this calls for more in-depth investigative journalism from Mary.
Further investigation will ideally extend to the male who is FULL OF SHIT. I don't want what he's wearing!
Taste test!
I think I want my money back on the Jean-Paul Gaultier in the fire hydrant bottle.
holy face lift on the Bazaar lady. also, all perfume should be banished from the Earth, that shit stinks!
Angel Piss can only be an improvement on Angel.
Word.
Agreed. Also, remember when Thierry Mugler was a normal person and not Manfred Mugler with the inch long nipples?
Like it was yesterday.
TOY.
Lies! (also loves Alien)
I have bad news for you, but it's actually expensive perfumes that make vast use of excrement as the base note that gives complexity and depth to the fragrance. (See: hyraceum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyraceum)
This gives rise to what I think is an important understanding: There is nothing worthy that is not a little full of shit.
Also this.
"Ambergris that forms a mass too large to exit via the anus is expelled via the mouth, leading to the reputation of ambergris as primarily coming from whale vomit."
Just checking to make sure I didn't step on your toes with the musk thing (I did, kinda!) and yet here you are, waiting for me with this lovely extract, which I am going to mentally cut and save for later. "Mass too large to exit via the anus...expelled via the mouth" is gonna see a lotta use, what with the people I'm meeting. I can smell it already!
Ambergris is a wildly bizarre and interesting substance, but it is far too expensive to be used in all but the most costly fragrances.
Also, 'kiosk-type people at flea markets' is my new band name.
Yeah, what does the Today Show think MUSK is?
I love how this is one of those sentences that actually can't exist without context.
And vinegar.
I hope Cokie was watching.
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Wait, so is it human urine or not? Because I thought I was going to be saving a lot of money, but if it's just animal pee, fine, I won't cancel the escort service.
I'm wearing Malnutrition. The bile notes are pretty sharp and compliment my natural acrid musk.
This is worse than monkey phlegm in my cough drops.
You don't even want to know what off-brand eyedrops are made of.
So are you saying yes I should or no I should not click on these fragrance dot com banner ads running down the page? Because my online order will most certainly come off of a truck.