'Wired': Money Wants To Be Free!

MONEY, CHANGES, NOTHING?This seems to be the March cover of Wired. That coverline is: “MONEY wants to be FREE”! So listen. No, it doesn’t. That’s the last thing money wants. In fact, as money moves closer towards free, it loses value. Money hates to lose value. Money’s life goals include: 1. Not losing value and 2. Gaining value. Anyway, maybe this is a joke mock-up cover they made for some free Wired party, where all the food was free, and no one had a salary, because their work was free. But if it does arrive in people’s mailboxes (for free), they’re gonna have some serious explaining to do, which they will do, to me, at no cost.