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Warmest Decade Ever Probably Just A Passing Phase
According to a new NASA study, "January 2000 to December 2009 was the warmest decade on record. Looking back to 1880, when modern scientific instrumentation became available to monitor temperatures precisely, a clear warming trend is present, although there was a leveling off between the 1940s and 1970s." But, you know, it snowed in Copenhagen during the climate summit, so WHO KNOWS IF GLOBAL WARMING IS EVEN REAL?
Why are those kids so damn happy? They must know that their magically-animated friend is never going to come back. Are they in denial? Climate change denial, that is.
Why would anyone ever name their restaurant "Restaurant"?
But are they using an oral or a rectal thermometer?
I can't wait for July when global warming becomes real again. I'm freezing up here!