Here is everything you need to know about what the new full-body scanners are going to show when you pass through airport security from here on out. Bascially, yes, amused TSA employees will indeed be able to see your dangly bits or pillowy parts. Step back a second, though, and pretend that you're someone from the distant past-say, 1998 or so-who is watching this video as a glimpse into the future. Would any of it even make sense?
Friday, January 8, 2010
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That's what it's all about!
If this means the fatties will be too ashamed to fly and end up in the seat right fucking next to mine, THE WAR ON TERROR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN WON.
I tried to insert a GWB "mission accomplished" image there but it wouldn't let me. :(
So where do I apply to be a T&A employee?
If you show up naked they'll let you sit in the cockpit.
Needs. More. OUTRAGE.
Huh, I did not know that was in my rectum. Thanks.
Eww, but wait. Seriously, what will happen with the tampons!
They will be seen.
And, if you are unfortunate, removed.
So really this is a secret ploy of the maxi pad industry.
God, never mind. It's not an X-RAY.
Wait, RIGHT??
You might need to adjust your cats eye marble smuggling methodology.
This shouldn't come as a shock to anyone who's seen Total Recall
Fuck! you beat me to it, Paul Verhoven- prophet? I can't wait for ROBOCOP they can keep ED-209.
Or Airplane!
Why has the world already forgotten about Airplane!?
Celebrity Skin is about to become a much more interesting magazine.
Here's an unblurred image: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/95622532/Getty-Images-News
This would be great if it saved time but that isn't going to happen.
I love the part about how it's up to the TSA agent to delete the image after each passenger strolls through. I'd rather take the pat down thanks. It's a close to cheating as this married girl can get.
This is going to be a huge change from the sense of privacy I normally have while flying.
this is exactly how 1998 me would have expected the future to be.