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Friday, January 8, 2010

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Spoiler: Hurley Dies

"I live in a republic where once a year, our President delivers an address, the State of the Union, that beyond being mandated by the Constitution, also helps to constitute our union by focusing all eyes on all three branches of our government. The annual address sets the tone for the year ahead, and helps remind us of our elected leaders' solemn obligation to communicate their intentions to a public they so often fail while in office." So shut the fuck up about Obama potentially pre-empting the premiere of "Lost," Season Six, okay?

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Politics, Lost

35 Comments / Post A Comment

resipsaloquacious

You never got over ChAAAHHHrlie's death.

Alex Pareene
Alex Pareene (#278)

It is not mandated that it happen once a year, or even that it must be a speech, though!

Alex Pareene
Alex Pareene (#278)

Like if Obama wanted to there is nothing in the Constitution stopping him from delivering the SOTU as a "viral video."

Zack
Zack (#2,609)

Maybe instead of a viral video, he could just do it during a commercial break. It's gotta be better than a trailer for Tooth Fairy.

Alex Balk
Alex Balk (#4)

Hurley dies, dude.

Sackin
Sackin (#2,393)

Stop it.

kitten_witawip

You've been hanging out with that Doree person again haven't you?

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

That's good news, because if there's one thing that guy sucks at, it's giving speeches.

NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Is it crazy talk to ask if ABC can reschedule Lost? I really want to see that premiere.

Sackin
Sackin (#2,393)

As long as he doesn't pre-empt the Michael Cera/Jersey Shore MTV special, I'm cool.

NeonTrotsky
NeonTrotsky (#2,249)

And it makes for just as wonderful a drinking game as watching Lost!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF THIS PARTICULAR TELEVISED PROGRAMME.

Sackin
Sackin (#2,393)

Maybe you're just confused. Have you watched all 103 episodes in order from the beginning yet?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I watched three and stopped. It's 'Gilligan's Island' meets 'Twin Peaks.'

josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

Amen! That show makes less sense than a parrot with legwarmers.

djfreshie
djfreshie (#875)

If it were actually Gilligan's Island meets Twin Peaks, that would be the recipe for oneheckuvashow.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

The show lost me when the ah hum "heavy set" guy never lost weight while living on a deserted island. NOT ONE POUND!!!

garge
garge (#736)

I think he was hoarding mangoes and avocados, and mashing it into big tubs of mayo left over from the Cuban missile crisis

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

I'm tired of people telling me lost is just really intellectual and complicated. No. It's poorly written. Jesus.

sunnyciegos
sunnyciegos (#551)

True. But it's also wildly entertaining. It's got everything!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Why! That makes no sense! No sense at all! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

DorothyMantooth

STRONGLY AGREE

cherrispryte
cherrispryte (#444)

THIS BETTER BE A FAT JOKE OTHERWISE I AM VERY ANGRY AT ALL OF YOU. EVEN CAT.

David Cho
David Cho (#3)

This was probably the worst title/Twitter link ever.

afarerkind
afarerkind (#379)

Definitely.

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Lost was Bush's favorite television program.

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

So apparently they're moving the SOTU for some shitty NBC show by the guy who did the Star Trek remake? What the fuck is wrong with America?

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

Can we get ABC to pre-empt the Republican response?

esquared
esquared (#888)

this just in: obama cancels presidential state of the union address. maybe he's a fan of the show, too.

metoometoo
metoometoo (#230)

I hate everyone who says bad things about Lost.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

I keep trying to tell people the Idiocracy premise was unlikely, given that the bigger historical picture indicates increasing levels of literacy, etc., but things like this keep happening, and I just don't know anymore.

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

+1

LondonLee
LondonLee (#922)

He better not pre-empt "Ow, My Balls!" then there will be trouble.

mjfrombuffalo
mjfrombuffalo (#2,561)

Is that the new name America's Funniest Home Video is using this season?

mjfrombuffalo
mjfrombuffalo (#2,561)

(that was supposed to be in response to "LondonLee" above. Phooey.)

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